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#6065589 May 03, 2012 at 07:12 AM
Officers
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Dreamily stepped in towards Oaric and in what can only be called a luscious english country accent almost purred the words ' Why sir, what a fine beard you does have'. She reached for the beard and Oaric did....
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#6093710 May 08, 2012 at 04:07 PM
Kinsmen and ...
133 Posts
...say "Oh ye like me beard? Here it comes off!" unhooking his beard from around his ears he passed the hobbit lass his "beard" so she could inspect it closely "!00% pure goat that is!"
The hobbit lass....
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#6254390 Jun 14, 2012 at 07:14 AM
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53 Posts
recoiled as the pungent aroma of ripe billygoat reached her nostrils. Gasping and choking she reached for Oaric's pint but to her horror he...
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#6321291 Jun 28, 2012 at 07:46 PM
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13 Posts
....pinched her buttocks and grabbed her hands as he spun around and danced about the room. as they spun and spun he began to.....
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#6365680 Jul 09, 2012 at 03:10 AM
Kinsmen and ...
43 Posts
Sing drunkenly, the hobbit lass cried in terror of the fat druken dwarf...but to the rescue ran...
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#6865863 Oct 19, 2012 at 05:48 AM
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angarwald even as he complained about running and sweating and messing up his hair....
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#6868365 Oct 19, 2012 at 04:26 PM
Kinsmen and ...
133 Posts
...ran straight past the dwarf and hobbit and straight to a large mirror, where he....
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#6893268 Oct 25, 2012 at 08:48 AM
Founder
432 Posts
.. feverishly straightened his hair, breathing heavily. "Close.. that was too close... "

Turning to Oaric and Dinkum, he beamed his brightest smile. "Its a good thing I showed up when I did.. without me, you guys would have..."
A bit of old Dwarven word-craft, taught to me by Iorak, my Grandsire:

"The orc, the orc, the orc is dead!
With my axe, I clove his head!
The day is done, the beer nigh gone
One last drink, then off to bed!"
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#6893803 Oct 25, 2012 at 11:03 AM
Kinsmen and ...
133 Posts
"...absolutly no fashion sense or style whatsoever!"
Dinkum and Oaric blinked and stood speechless for a moment, lost for words. It was then that Pindy.......
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#6895939 Oct 25, 2012 at 06:42 PM
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53 Posts
Gasped in horror and looked carefully at Angarwald's outfit. 'You're wearing sienna!' she managed to choke out, 'with orange and rust!! That's so last Tuesday!!'

Pindy carefully smoothed down her own extremely stylish ensemble of yellow silk with touches of pink and apricot, and smiled sweetly at Angarwald.

'I think the only answer is for you to........
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