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#5531403 Jan 22, 2012 at 02:27 AM
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Hello folks! This is a OOC RP thing for fun. I start up a story and we go on untill it is finished. Please nothing absurd or horrible, keep it going!






*Oaric walks down the road to bree while combing his beard and sees something rustling in the bushes, his curiosiy peaking and he goes over to see waht it is*
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#5531523 Jan 22, 2012 at 03:29 AM
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peering through the bushes Oaric spys two mice pushing a melon....
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#5533442 Jan 22, 2012 at 02:35 PM
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His eyebrow rises and he fiddles with his beard while watching the intriguing spectacle. Suddenly a hawk comes swooping in from the sky, capturing one of the mice and flying off into the sunset. Oaric and the mouse followed the bird with their eyes with a bewildered expression on their faces. Oaric grunts and continues down the road to Bree.
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#5533471 Jan 22, 2012 at 02:41 PM
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After about 20 minutes of walking, he notices three figures approaching him along the road. As they near, he can tell their hobbits by their stature. One carries a wheel of cheese, one a small goat, and the last a bundle of colorful ribbon.
A bit of old Dwarven word-craft, taught to me by Iorak, my Grandsire:

"The orc, the orc, the orc is dead!
With my axe, I clove his head!
The day is done, the beer nigh gone
One last drink, then off to bed!"
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#5534811 Jan 22, 2012 at 10:05 PM
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The hobbit with the cheese wheel feeds it to the hobbit with the goat, that hobbit turns into a goat and the goat turns into a hobbit, the hobbit with the ribbons runs in circles and throws his purple ribbons, Oaric is totally freaked out so he...
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#5552667 Jan 26, 2012 at 09:39 AM
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... realizes he's been on the road too often, is exhausted, and must be seeing things. The hobbits look at him quizzically, until the one on the left pipes up "'Ullo Dwarf! We are the Travelling Cheese Traders of Tuckborough! Would you care to purchase some nice goat cheese?"

"Of course I would," he says, and, watching them continue westward, sits down to a nice short snack on the eaves of the Old Forest...
A bit of old Dwarven word-craft, taught to me by Iorak, my Grandsire:

"The orc, the orc, the orc is dead!
With my axe, I clove his head!
The day is done, the beer nigh gone
One last drink, then off to bed!"
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#5553697 Jan 26, 2012 at 01:28 PM
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As he was about to take a huge bite out of the cheese, a bear appeared and reared up fiercely, roaring at him with such bad breath that he was forced to drop the cheese and....
Need more dresses! Need More dresses!! Need MORE dresses!!! :D
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#5555265 Jan 26, 2012 at 06:40 PM
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Tom Bombadil comes and burps at the bear. The bear drops dead, so Oaric kills some evil trees in the forest and makes a fire, skins the bear, and roasts its meat. Him and Tom Bombadil eat bear meat and the goat cheese and get fat and then Oaric realises he looks like Bombur in girth. Tom Bombadil says ''well fatty.. time to go now.''
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#5560059 Jan 27, 2012 at 05:59 PM
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Oaric then wakes up screaming in his bed, apparently fallen asleep with many,many ale pints around him....empty ones. Someone lies next to him in bed, he places his hand on thier shoulder to turn them around and sees that it is....
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#5560325 Jan 27, 2012 at 07:05 PM
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Dinkum, who is snoring very loudly and cuddling what appears to be a large.....
Need more dresses! Need More dresses!! Need MORE dresses!!! :D
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#5560678 Jan 27, 2012 at 08:55 PM
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but ever so cute hobbit named Pindy.

Oaric suddenly begins to go delirious.

He then wakes up again!

It was a dream within a dream!

Then he rolls over to find he's in Moria with the Balrog draping a loving arm over his chest.

Oaric then wakes up again in a cold sweat.

He doesn't know if he is still in a dream or if he is in reality so takes his sword and chops off his...
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#5560916 Jan 27, 2012 at 10:32 PM
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.. hair, and decides to go bald from then on. Swearing to never eat another mushroom grown in the swamps outside Frogmorton, and to never trust a hobbit who resides there ('Ullo 'Ullo the mushroom stew is grand!), he hastily gathers his pack and flees the Floating Log.

Heading south, the road "T's" - to the east is the road to Stock, and to the west is Michel Delving. Hoisting his shield and club, he decides to go...
A bit of old Dwarven word-craft, taught to me by Iorak, my Grandsire:

"The orc, the orc, the orc is dead!
With my axe, I clove his head!
The day is done, the beer nigh gone
One last drink, then off to bed!"
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#5562579 Jan 28, 2012 at 08:19 AM
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.....back to the tavern, where its warm and dry and much more combfortable then lugging a sheild and pack across the countryside. So turning around Oaric strides back down the road to the nearest tavern called "Mathfield and his Huge.......
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#5580359 Jan 31, 2012 at 09:03 PM
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shiney mace'' He is served cool beer and fish with berries when suddenly he hears...
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#5580395 Jan 31, 2012 at 09:17 PM
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tiny footsteps behind him.

And voice saying "I want pie...pie...pie!".

So he turns around, and thus sees....


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#6026529 Apr 25, 2012 at 11:00 PM
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Dinkum with a deranged look. He has not had a hit of pie in ages
I'm really a nice guy....

Everyone: *whisper* What a jack ass
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#6059611 May 02, 2012 at 06:30 AM
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Dink stumbles into the Inn, eyes wide, a stream drool running down the side of his mouth and dripping onto the floor.
The high hobbit voice somewhat more gutteral as he reaches out...Pie....
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#6062146 May 02, 2012 at 03:26 PM
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...with cream and sugar sprinkles! Happily grabbing the plate Dink settled down by the fire to eat when the door open and in entered....
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#6062282 May 02, 2012 at 03:48 PM
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...a beautiful young hobbit woman with bright blue eyes and a smile that could knock out a room. Dinkum caught her eye and...
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#6064564 May 03, 2012 at 01:20 AM
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...dropped his spoon. Frozen in mid chew Dinkum looked at the hobbit lass with wide eyes. Was it Pindy who has returned from her long absence? Alas no, sighing he went back to his pie as the hobbit lass....
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